'Ho Ho Holy Sh*t' Funny Santa

Warm amber glass, a dancing cotton wick, and holiday scents that pull a room together — this soy candle is for people who love seasonal ritual with a wink. Light it when you’re winding down after decorating, when friends arrive for cocoa, or to turn an ordinary evening into something quietly festive. The label’s playful Santa art and cheeky phrase add a touch of humor to a cozy, woodsy scent profile that mixes orange spice, pine, and a faint hearth smoke. Burn down the jar, then clean and reuse it as a votive holder or trinket jar — practical, low-key, and made with non-toxic, vegan ingredients.

Choose from six curated scents: smoky Christmas Warmth, spicy Cinnamon Vanilla, tropical Peppered Passionfruit, exotic Coconut Cream + Cardamom, calming White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented. All use a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, meet ASTM safety standards, and are assembled in the USA.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Vegan, non-toxic formula — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable amber glass jar — cleans easily for later use
- Six scent options plus an unscented choice, all infused with natural essential oils
- Assembled in the USA and compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

Burn is 40 to 60 hours